My Announcement(Brace For Impact Magets)
I demand this be stickied. WAZZZZZZZZUP Hells Of Halo! ARE YOU READY TO ROOOOOOOOOCK But seriously, Hi guys. I haven't been on in a while for many a thing. You may be asking why? Most of you, not. I've been with you guys for quite some time now. 3 years? 4? I've gotten to know you all quite well. We've had some great and some bad times. Can there be any more corny speech in here? Anyway, I'm not sure how some of you will react. Please, I hope you understand why I'm posting this, and try not to think differently of me. I hope all of you understand. This conversation took place between me and Jay not too long ago. Again, I hope you understand. Thank you. Jay -{529} says: hey you dirty fag! Jay -{529} says: i've missed you... UltraMan says: Aw UltraMan says: I'm touched ;_; UltraMan says: Anyway Jay -{529} says: are you still 12? UltraMan says: No... Jay -{529} says: what!??!?! Jay -{529} says: well how old ARE you? Jay -{529} says: 12 and a half? UltraMan says: Silly man, I'm 14. Jay -{529} says: WWHWHOOOAAAAAAT!!?!?!? UltraMan says: lol. Jay -{529} says: guess what UltraMan says: Hm? Jay -{529} says: tomorrow i will have highspeed if it works properly UltraMan says: FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Jay -{529} says: not like last time Jay -{529} says: where it wa slike UltraMan says: WELCOME, TO THE WORLD OF PIRACY Jay -{529} says: "hey guys, highspeed in february!" Jay -{529} says: NO UltraMan says: : P UltraMan says: So Jay -{529} says: well anyway Jay -{529} says: im not saying it's the best UltraMan says: Still running Win98 Jay -{529} says: but it's th Jay -{529} says: oops Jay -{529} says: no Jay -{529} says: XP Jay -{529} says: my 98 comp broke UltraMan says: Ah UltraMan says: Finally made the move eh? Jay -{529} says: yeah Jay -{529} says: it's great UltraMan says: Told ya Jay -{529} says: ive even downloaded some music Jay -{529} says: on dial up UltraMan says: How do you like ACTUAL COLOR UltraMan says: God damn Jay -{529} says: the col,our is the same UltraMan says: Funny story UltraMan says: seems that I can't install 98 on anything today UltraMan says: You remember my old PC? Jay -{529} says: lol Jay -{529} says: it's too high tech Jay -{529} says: no but go on UltraMan says: My father let me use it as a Test PC. UltraMan says: I was going to throw 98 on there. UltraMan says: It runs XP perfectly UltraMan says: But i wanted to run some good old games UltraMan says: Star Wars: Dark Force etc. UltraMan says: After getting past the problem of getting a boot CD UltraMan says: Apprently some sector in the HD got Fucked up when formatting it to FAT32 Jay -{529} says: and then you got into a little fight? UltraMan says: No, Jay -{529} says: and your mom got scared? UltraMan says: I didn't move to bel air UltraMan says: That's another story Jay -{529} says: sorry Jay -{529} says: i must be thinking of another story Jay -{529} says: i downloaded a few remixes of old sonic tunes UltraMan says: Radical Jay -{529} says: there's an awesome techno remix of green hill zone made by some guy named "Rayza" UltraMan says: I've got tones of Remixed music UltraMan says: They remixed all of Sonic 2 Jay -{529} says: they? UltraMan says: Uh UltraMan says: Just some people Jay -{529} says: ok Jay -{529} says: well anyways Jay -{529} says: you still play brawl ever? UltraMan says: Sometimes with my boer i mean my friend Jay -{529} says: right Jay -{529} says: well Jay -{529} says: i forgot UltraMan says: RIGHT Jay -{529} says: i was gonna ask you Jay -{529} says: how is 1.5 meg download and 300k upload? Jay -{529} says: for highspeed UltraMan says: Hm UltraMan says: I think we got 7mbit Jay -{529} says: i know the upload could be better UltraMan says: Same with ours Jay -{529} says: but it's about the best we can get UltraMan says: WEll as long as it's better then Dial up and AOHELL Jay -{529} says: lol Jay -{529} says: my friend got dial up from aol Jay -{529} says: and it cost 20 bucks a month! Jay -{529} says: wtf? UltraMan says: lol Jay -{529} says: mine is 3 dollars Jay -{529} says: well anyway UltraMan says: Hell is better then AOhell Jay -{529} says: we can get faster stuff with 500k upload Jay -{529} says: but it's amazingly expensive UltraMan says: lol UltraMan says: BTW UltraMan says: Did I ever tell you I'm dating someone Jay -{529} says: a long time ago UltraMan says: Eh Jay -{529} says: i dunno if it's the same person UltraMan says: This is differnt Jay -{529} says: k UltraMan says: WAY DIFFERENT Jay -{529} says: OKAY Jay -{529} says: you're fourteen, i get it Jay -{529} says: so did you have sex? UltraMan says: ... UltraMan says: You can't get a hint can't you? Jay -{529} says: what? Jay -{529} says: it's a dude Jay -{529} says: why does everyone have to come out to ME UltraMan says: Ugh, yes. UltraMan says: lol UltraMan says: Jason said the same thing Jay -{529} says: lol UltraMan says: Techinally UltraMan says: I think I'm Bi, but I'm not sure UltraMan says: So yeah Jay -{529} says: stop that UltraMan says: Don't go posting this shit k? UltraMan says: lol. UltraMan says: SCARED EH? UltraMan says: OOOOOOOOHHHH Jay -{529} says: it's a sick joke Jay -{529} says: now you stop it UltraMan says: IM GONNA MOVE UP TO CANDA Jay -{529} says: stop it right now UltraMan says: It's not a joke. Jay -{529} says: prove it UltraMan says: THIS IS REAL SHIT DAWG UltraMan says: What? Jay -{529} says: i dont kinow! UltraMan says: Jay, calm down. UltraMan says: It's not like it affects you. Jay -{529} says: *cries* UltraMan says: Oh wah. Jay -{529} says: okay Jay -{529} says: but seriously Jay -{529} says: you're serious? UltraMan says: Yes. Jay -{529} says: like no jokes or i'll murder you UltraMan says: I'm dead fucking serious. Jay -{529} says: okAY Jay -{529} says: well ive known gay guys before UltraMan says: Just relax. UltraMan says: It's not like UltraMan says: Im going to move to canada UltraMan says: And rape you Jay -{529} says: phew UltraMan says: BTW Don't turn around UltraMan says: : P Jay -{529} says: so how did you find another guy? UltraMan says: Eh. Jay -{529} says: ive always wondered UltraMan says: WE were friends Jay -{529} says: do you guys have a secret hand sign or something? UltraMan says: No, were not like Snake and Otacon. Jay -{529} says: ah UltraMan says: Although that would be cool. UltraMan says: Wait what? UltraMan says: lol UltraMan says: No no. UltraMan says: Ah, it started with me spending the night and forgetting a sleeping bed UltraMan says: So he offerd his bed Jay -{529} says: and then your mom got scared? UltraMan says: ..We slept in the same bed UltraMan says: NO UltraMan says: sorry UltraMan says: i heard my father comming UltraMan says: exnae real fast Jay -{529} says: i understand UltraMan says: dont talk Jay -{529} says: about.... Jay -{529} says: jk Jay -{529} says: . Jay -{529} says: fcHGd Jay -{529} says: fdf UltraMan says: Sorry UltraMan says: Listen UltraMan says: my Paren'ts don't know Jay -{529} says: i didnt understand what you meant Jay -{529} says: sorry UltraMan says: It's alright Jay -{529} says: the only way to tell is to give them signs Jay -{529} says: join a rollerskate club UltraMan says: ... UltraMan says: What? Jay -{529} says: a dance trio Jay -{529} says: ANYTHING Jay -{529} says: tell them you've taken up ballet UltraMan says: A dance trio sounds fun, ...What UltraMan says: No UltraMan says: Even that's to gay for me. Jay -{529} says: too* UltraMan says: Still correcting me eh? UltraMan says: : P Jay -{529} says: everyone mixes up to and too Jay -{529} says: too expresses an excess of something UltraMan says: Anyway contiuning from my story Jay -{529} says: ok UltraMan says: Anyway, we both slept in the same bed UltraMan says: Nothing really happned UltraMan says: During this time i was still in "denial" UltraMan says: Next night i spent, he said I didn't need a sleeping bag UltraMan says: I was like lol k. UltraMan says: Cat's decided to came in UltraMan says: Funny thing UltraMan says: One of there cat's is orange UltraMan says: He made a comment saying how this cat was like me UltraMan says: It was orange. UltraMan says: I THINK he murmered something UltraMan says: But i wasent sure Jay -{529} says: cat's ARE sexy UltraMan says: This went on fo.. UltraMan says: FURRY UltraMan says: Anyway Jay -{529} says: sorry i meant cat girls Jay -{529} says: GO ONB UltraMan says: Okay cat girls are an exception UltraMan says: Anyway UltraMan says: This went on for the next few times I spent the night UltraMan says: This one paticural night UltraMan says: His parents went out to "party" UltraMan says: and his sister was over at a friends UltraMan says: So It was just pretty much else UltraMan says: So I'm sitting in a chair playing Jak & Daxter UltraMan says: And he's watching Jay -{529} says: daxter Jay -{529} says: YEAH Jay -{529} says: jk UltraMan says: lol UltraMan says: By this point i've come to terms with my self etc. UltraMan says: Anyway UltraMan says: Out of no where Jay -{529} says: anal UltraMan says: He comes flying into the chair I'm si..NO Jay -{529} says: he whipped it out UltraMan says: ..no. UltraMan says: If only : P Jay -{529} says: slapped you in the face with it UltraMan says: What Jay -{529} says: okay go on UltraMan says: oh lawl UltraMan says: Anyway UltraMan says: Yeah he jumps into the chair im sitting in UltraMan says: And he says UltraMan says: WAZZZUP UltraMan says: and i like UltraMan says: WAZZUP UltraMan says: (We did this alot) UltraMan says: And if you really wanted to know his names Jon UltraMan says: Anyway UltraMan says: He started "petting me" UltraMan says: He then said UltraMan says: You really are like jake(The orange cat) UltraMan says: INSERT PINK AURA HERE UltraMan says: We ah.. Jay -{529} says: so you took a shit in his litter box!!!?!?!?!?! UltraMan says: NO UltraMan says: what UltraMan says: oh god Jay -{529} says: im just trying to guess the twist UltraMan says: nononono Jay -{529} says: so you kissed UltraMan says: y..yeah Jay -{529} says: okay Jay -{529} says: relax UltraMan says: Anyway UltraMan says: So yeah UltraMan says: It's been going steady for a month now. UltraMan says: Shit's been great so far. Jay -{529} says: so who knows about this? UltraMan says: WEll UltraMan says: Jason does know im, well you know UltraMan says: But nothing about a relationship Jay -{529} says: ok UltraMan says: Your really the only one I've told. Jay -{529} says: why me?!?! UltraMan says: I dunno. Jay -{529} says: did you think i was gay? UltraMan says: What? Hah, no. Jay -{529} says: oh Jay -{529} says: well i am Jay -{529} says: NO Jay -{529} says: jk UltraMan says: WHAT Jay -{529} says: im not UltraMan says: lol Jay -{529} says: well dont worry i have secrets too Jay -{529} says: im wearing three pairs of underwear right now UltraMan says: YOU ARE ACTUALLY A SERECT TIME TRAVELING DINOSAUR CRIME SOLVER FROM THE FUTURE Jay -{529} says: shit how did you know!! UltraMan says: : D UltraMan says: You wouldnt happen to have a copy of the logs UltraMan says: from this conversation Jay -{529} says: well i never closed the window Jay -{529} says: so it's still here UltraMan says: Alright UltraMan says: Copy the text UltraMan says: Throw it in a text UltraMan says: And send me it There. Thanks for reading, and please don't think differently of me.
I demand this be stickied. WAZZZZZZZZUP Hells Of Halo! ARE YOU READY TO ROOOOOOOOOCK But seriously, Hi guys. I haven't been on in a while for many a thing. You may be asking why? Most of you, not. I've been with you guys for quite some time now. 3 years? 4? I've gotten to know you all quite well. We've had some great and some bad times. Can there be any more corny speech in here? Anyway, I'm not sure how some of you will react. Please, I hope you understand why I'm posting this, and try not to think differently of me. I hope all of you understand. This conversation took place between me and Jay not too long ago. Again, I hope you understand. Thank you. Jay -{529} says: hey you dirty fag! Jay -{529} says: i've missed you... UltraMan says: Aw UltraMan says: I'm touched ;_; UltraMan says: Anyway Jay -{529} says: are you still 12? UltraMan says: No... Jay -{529} says: what!??!?! Jay -{529} says: well how old ARE you? Jay -{529} says: 12 and a half? UltraMan says: Silly man, I'm 14. Jay -{529} says: WWHWHOOOAAAAAAT!!?!?!? UltraMan says: lol. Jay -{529} says: guess what UltraMan says: Hm? Jay -{529} says: tomorrow i will have highspeed if it works properly UltraMan says: FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Jay -{529} says: not like last time Jay -{529} says: where it wa slike UltraMan says: WELCOME, TO THE WORLD OF PIRACY Jay -{529} says: "hey guys, highspeed in february!" Jay -{529} says: NO UltraMan says: : P UltraMan says: So Jay -{529} says: well anyway Jay -{529} says: im not saying it's the best UltraMan says: Still running Win98 Jay -{529} says: but it's th Jay -{529} says: oops Jay -{529} says: no Jay -{529} says: XP Jay -{529} says: my 98 comp broke UltraMan says: Ah UltraMan says: Finally made the move eh? Jay -{529} says: yeah Jay -{529} says: it's great UltraMan says: Told ya Jay -{529} says: ive even downloaded some music Jay -{529} says: on dial up UltraMan says: How do you like ACTUAL COLOR UltraMan says: God damn Jay -{529} says: the col,our is the same UltraMan says: Funny story UltraMan says: seems that I can't install 98 on anything today UltraMan says: You remember my old PC? Jay -{529} says: lol Jay -{529} says: it's too high tech Jay -{529} says: no but go on UltraMan says: My father let me use it as a Test PC. UltraMan says: I was going to throw 98 on there. UltraMan says: It runs XP perfectly UltraMan says: But i wanted to run some good old games UltraMan says: Star Wars: Dark Force etc. UltraMan says: After getting past the problem of getting a boot CD UltraMan says: Apprently some sector in the HD got Fucked up when formatting it to FAT32 Jay -{529} says: and then you got into a little fight? UltraMan says: No, Jay -{529} says: and your mom got scared? UltraMan says: I didn't move to bel air UltraMan says: That's another story Jay -{529} says: sorry Jay -{529} says: i must be thinking of another story Jay -{529} says: i downloaded a few remixes of old sonic tunes UltraMan says: Radical Jay -{529} says: there's an awesome techno remix of green hill zone made by some guy named "Rayza" UltraMan says: I've got tones of Remixed music UltraMan says: They remixed all of Sonic 2 Jay -{529} says: they? UltraMan says: Uh UltraMan says: Just some people Jay -{529} says: ok Jay -{529} says: well anyways Jay -{529} says: you still play brawl ever? UltraMan says: Sometimes with my boer i mean my friend Jay -{529} says: right Jay -{529} says: well Jay -{529} says: i forgot UltraMan says: RIGHT Jay -{529} says: i was gonna ask you Jay -{529} says: how is 1.5 meg download and 300k upload? Jay -{529} says: for highspeed UltraMan says: Hm UltraMan says: I think we got 7mbit Jay -{529} says: i know the upload could be better UltraMan says: Same with ours Jay -{529} says: but it's about the best we can get UltraMan says: WEll as long as it's better then Dial up and AOHELL Jay -{529} says: lol Jay -{529} says: my friend got dial up from aol Jay -{529} says: and it cost 20 bucks a month! Jay -{529} says: wtf? UltraMan says: lol Jay -{529} says: mine is 3 dollars Jay -{529} says: well anyway UltraMan says: Hell is better then AOhell Jay -{529} says: we can get faster stuff with 500k upload Jay -{529} says: but it's amazingly expensive UltraMan says: lol UltraMan says: BTW UltraMan says: Did I ever tell you I'm dating someone Jay -{529} says: a long time ago UltraMan says: Eh Jay -{529} says: i dunno if it's the same person UltraMan says: This is differnt Jay -{529} says: k UltraMan says: WAY DIFFERENT Jay -{529} says: OKAY Jay -{529} says: you're fourteen, i get it Jay -{529} says: so did you have sex? UltraMan says: ... UltraMan says: You can't get a hint can't you? Jay -{529} says: what? Jay -{529} says: it's a dude Jay -{529} says: why does everyone have to come out to ME UltraMan says: Ugh, yes. UltraMan says: lol UltraMan says: Jason said the same thing Jay -{529} says: lol UltraMan says: Techinally UltraMan says: I think I'm Bi, but I'm not sure UltraMan says: So yeah Jay -{529} says: stop that UltraMan says: Don't go posting this shit k? UltraMan says: lol. UltraMan says: SCARED EH? UltraMan says: OOOOOOOOHHHH Jay -{529} says: it's a sick joke Jay -{529} says: now you stop it UltraMan says: IM GONNA MOVE UP TO CANDA Jay -{529} says: stop it right now UltraMan says: It's not a joke. Jay -{529} says: prove it UltraMan says: THIS IS REAL SHIT DAWG UltraMan says: What? Jay -{529} says: i dont kinow! UltraMan says: Jay, calm down. UltraMan says: It's not like it affects you. Jay -{529} says: *cries* UltraMan says: Oh wah. Jay -{529} says: okay Jay -{529} says: but seriously Jay -{529} says: you're serious? UltraMan says: Yes. Jay -{529} says: like no jokes or i'll murder you UltraMan says: I'm dead fucking serious. Jay -{529} says: okAY Jay -{529} says: well ive known gay guys before UltraMan says: Just relax. UltraMan says: It's not like UltraMan says: Im going to move to canada UltraMan says: And rape you Jay -{529} says: phew UltraMan says: BTW Don't turn around UltraMan says: : P Jay -{529} says: so how did you find another guy? UltraMan says: Eh. Jay -{529} says: ive always wondered UltraMan says: WE were friends Jay -{529} says: do you guys have a secret hand sign or something? UltraMan says: No, were not like Snake and Otacon. Jay -{529} says: ah UltraMan says: Although that would be cool. UltraMan says: Wait what? UltraMan says: lol UltraMan says: No no. UltraMan says: Ah, it started with me spending the night and forgetting a sleeping bed UltraMan says: So he offerd his bed Jay -{529} says: and then your mom got scared? UltraMan says: ..We slept in the same bed UltraMan says: NO UltraMan says: sorry UltraMan says: i heard my father comming UltraMan says: exnae real fast Jay -{529} says: i understand UltraMan says: dont talk Jay -{529} says: about.... Jay -{529} says: jk Jay -{529} says: . Jay -{529} says: fcHGd Jay -{529} says: fdf UltraMan says: Sorry UltraMan says: Listen UltraMan says: my Paren'ts don't know Jay -{529} says: i didnt understand what you meant Jay -{529} says: sorry UltraMan says: It's alright Jay -{529} says: the only way to tell is to give them signs Jay -{529} says: join a rollerskate club UltraMan says: ... UltraMan says: What? Jay -{529} says: a dance trio Jay -{529} says: ANYTHING Jay -{529} says: tell them you've taken up ballet UltraMan says: A dance trio sounds fun, ...What UltraMan says: No UltraMan says: Even that's to gay for me. Jay -{529} says: too* UltraMan says: Still correcting me eh? UltraMan says: : P Jay -{529} says: everyone mixes up to and too Jay -{529} says: too expresses an excess of something UltraMan says: Anyway contiuning from my story Jay -{529} says: ok UltraMan says: Anyway, we both slept in the same bed UltraMan says: Nothing really happned UltraMan says: During this time i was still in "denial" UltraMan says: Next night i spent, he said I didn't need a sleeping bag UltraMan says: I was like lol k. UltraMan says: Cat's decided to came in UltraMan says: Funny thing UltraMan says: One of there cat's is orange UltraMan says: He made a comment saying how this cat was like me UltraMan says: It was orange. UltraMan says: I THINK he murmered something UltraMan says: But i wasent sure Jay -{529} says: cat's ARE sexy UltraMan says: This went on fo.. UltraMan says: FURRY UltraMan says: Anyway Jay -{529} says: sorry i meant cat girls Jay -{529} says: GO ONB UltraMan says: Okay cat girls are an exception UltraMan says: Anyway UltraMan says: This went on for the next few times I spent the night UltraMan says: This one paticural night UltraMan says: His parents went out to "party" UltraMan says: and his sister was over at a friends UltraMan says: So It was just pretty much else UltraMan says: So I'm sitting in a chair playing Jak & Daxter UltraMan says: And he's watching Jay -{529} says: daxter Jay -{529} says: YEAH Jay -{529} says: jk UltraMan says: lol UltraMan says: By this point i've come to terms with my self etc. UltraMan says: Anyway UltraMan says: Out of no where Jay -{529} says: anal UltraMan says: He comes flying into the chair I'm si..NO Jay -{529} says: he whipped it out UltraMan says: ..no. UltraMan says: If only : P Jay -{529} says: slapped you in the face with it UltraMan says: What Jay -{529} says: okay go on UltraMan says: oh lawl UltraMan says: Anyway UltraMan says: Yeah he jumps into the chair im sitting in UltraMan says: And he says UltraMan says: WAZZZUP UltraMan says: and i like UltraMan says: WAZZUP UltraMan says: (We did this alot) UltraMan says: And if you really wanted to know his names Jon UltraMan says: Anyway UltraMan says: He started "petting me" UltraMan says: He then said UltraMan says: You really are like jake(The orange cat) UltraMan says: INSERT PINK AURA HERE UltraMan says: We ah.. Jay -{529} says: so you took a shit in his litter box!!!?!?!?!?! UltraMan says: NO UltraMan says: what UltraMan says: oh god Jay -{529} says: im just trying to guess the twist UltraMan says: nononono Jay -{529} says: so you kissed UltraMan says: y..yeah Jay -{529} says: okay Jay -{529} says: relax UltraMan says: Anyway UltraMan says: So yeah UltraMan says: It's been going steady for a month now. UltraMan says: Shit's been great so far. Jay -{529} says: so who knows about this? UltraMan says: WEll UltraMan says: Jason does know im, well you know UltraMan says: But nothing about a relationship Jay -{529} says: ok UltraMan says: Your really the only one I've told. Jay -{529} says: why me?!?! UltraMan says: I dunno. Jay -{529} says: did you think i was gay? UltraMan says: What? Hah, no. Jay -{529} says: oh Jay -{529} says: well i am Jay -{529} says: NO Jay -{529} says: jk UltraMan says: WHAT Jay -{529} says: im not UltraMan says: lol Jay -{529} says: well dont worry i have secrets too Jay -{529} says: im wearing three pairs of underwear right now UltraMan says: YOU ARE ACTUALLY A SERECT TIME TRAVELING DINOSAUR CRIME SOLVER FROM THE FUTURE Jay -{529} says: shit how did you know!! UltraMan says: : D UltraMan says: You wouldnt happen to have a copy of the logs UltraMan says: from this conversation Jay -{529} says: well i never closed the window Jay -{529} says: so it's still here UltraMan says: Alright UltraMan says: Copy the text UltraMan says: Throw it in a text UltraMan says: And send me it There. Thanks for reading, and please don't think differently of me.