The Never-ending story thread

Captain Joined: 31 Mar 2007 Posts: 241

Heres what will happen, I will write a sentence or paragraph to start a story, the next person who posts can continue the story with another sentence or paragraph as they see fit. Trying of course to make it semi-continuous. Lets see what kind of crazy-ass story we can invent!

Captain Joined: 31 Mar 2007 Posts: 241

An old monkey looked up from his hot cup of banana soup and locked eyes with a baby monkey. "Today," he said, "I'm going to tell you a story. Not just any story but the greatest tale ever told... It all began around 400 years ago in the Age of Bongo Dongo, it was a crazy time when humans didn;t spank the monkey, but the monkeys spanked the humans. Anyway, thats beside the point... One sunny day a zebra walked down the street and...

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:31 am

An old monkey looked up from his hot cup of banana soup and locked eyes with a baby monkey. "Today," he said, "I'm going to tell you a story. Not just any story but the greatest tale ever told... It all began around 400 years ago in the Age of Bongo Dongo, it was a crazy time when humans didn;t spank the monkey, but the monkeys spanked the humans. Anyway, thats beside the point... One sunny day a zebra walked down the street and...

decided to hit up a bar. He was low on cash, and his drug money had dried up. He fest at his third body-stripe, where his .22 was hidden. He didn't have a concealed weapons permit, but no human knew that each stripe doubles as a pocket. After putting on a pair of shades, He coolly walked into the bar. it was filled with the scum of the Earth, the kind of people that make you want to break a childs' neck. Each of 'em drunk, and from what the Zebra could tell, at least half the bar was armed, the proprietor included. He walked into the middle of the bar and...

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:01 pm

Rougish Gnome wrote:

An old monkey looked up from his hot cup of banana soup and locked eyes with a baby monkey. "Today," he said, "I'm going to tell you a story. Not just any story but the greatest tale ever told... It all began around 400 years ago in the Age of Bongo Dongo, it was a crazy time when humans didn;t spank the monkey, but the monkeys spanked the humans. Anyway, thats beside the point... One sunny day a zebra walked down the street and...

decided to hit up a bar. He was low on cash, and his drug money had dried up. He fest at his third body-stripe, where his .22 was hidden. He didn't have a concealed weapons permit, but no human knew that each stripe doubles as a pocket. After putting on a pair of shades, He coolly walked into the bar. it was filled with the scum of the Earth, the kind of people that make you want to break a childs' neck. Each of 'em drunk, and from what the Zebra could tell, at least half the bar was armed, the proprietor included. He walked into the middle of the bar and...

BROTHER! Was yelled from now where. It turns out the bartender was actually Liquid Ocelot.

Captain Joined: 31 Mar 2007 Posts: 241

An old monkey looked up from his hot cup of banana soup and locked eyes with a baby monkey. "Today," he said, "I'm going to tell you a story. Not just any story but the greatest tale ever told... It all began around 400 years ago in the Age of Bongo Dongo, it was a crazy time when humans didn't spank the monkey, but the monkeys spanked the humans. Anyway, that's beside the point... One sunny day a zebra walked down the street and...

decided to hit up a bar. He was low on cash, and his drug money had dried up. He fest at his third body-stripe, where his .22 was hidden. He didn't have a concealed weapons permit, but no human knew that each stripe doubles as a pocket. After putting on a pair of shades, He coolly walked into the bar. it was filled with the scum of the Earth, the kind of people that make you want to break a child's' neck. Each of 'em drunk, and from what the Zebra could tell, at least half the bar was armed, the proprietor included. He walked into the middle of the bar and...

BROTHER! Was yelled from now where. It turns out the bartender was actually Liquid Ocelot...

Unfortunately BROTHER was a secret codeword and when said aloud in close proximity to the bar spelled doom! Slowly, the floor in the bar began to shake back and forth - softly at first then faster and faster until the floor in the middle of the bar exploded a plume of reddish white smoke poured from the crevasse occupying the center of the room and slowly a shadowy figure emerged from the mist and...

56ker Joined: 11 Jan 2007 Posts: 415 Location: Rawr

The shadowy figure stood in the smoke and called the zebras name beckoning him into the dark depths, so the zebra .......